Greens, The New York Yankees
Circle I Limbo

Hipsters, Creationists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bernie Madoff, Barack Obama
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Militant Vegans, Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Scientologists, General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Democrats
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands

Nancy Pelosi
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Osama bin Laden
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell